Also, the stepmother-to-be in the original, Vicki, plays Meredith’s mother in the remake.

We had a talking parrot when I was a kid and they are so incredibly smart. He would yell “shut the door” whenever anyone left the house and learned to count in English and Spanish from watching Sesame Street with me. His language skills were incredible and he actually adapted and learned. My mom hated him and always…

“This is fine.”

I feel like this story could be merged with the upper east side mommy bloggers one...

I used DonnyJohnhasTinyHands@gmail.com as my email address.

As a guy, even I can confirm my inner vagina did just that.

However, the real reason Spicer turned down the offer, according to the source, was an “overwhelming number of commitments in the Fall.”

I have been reading through both those transcripts, and man, is it comedy gold. I mean, my favorite part is where Turnbull spends a good 75% of the call explaining to Cheeto Benito that he can vet the immigrants before taking them into America and then Trump goes, yes this is terrible, but what if I were to vet them…

I think this is the most awesome picture in the history of photography. If you put everyone in this picture in a barrel and rolled the barrel downhill, there’d always be a vicious dunce on top. (By the way, does Omarosa really have business cards that say, “The Honorable Omarosa”? Please tell me that’s true.) My…

I can identify Jeremy Meeks by name now. Not Hot Felon Jeremy Meeks. I see the words Jeremy Meeks and I know who is being referenced.

Ladies and gents, I’m ungreyed!

The best part about fucking up on hotel rooms is that we’re talking about someone heavily involved with hotels. Maybe they just assumed that his name in the industry was enough? Maybe they thought that, like L. Ron Hubbard, there is space saved for him wherever he goes, whether he actually goes there or not? I have…

The fact that no one booked hotel rooms is AMAZING to me. Like what a perfect representation of how awful this government is.

Look at this pathetic asshole. He’s been yanking the arms off every leader in the world but look how he treats Putin.

I just want some beat writers to say to me

All they can say is that their tarp is pretty plain

I know this doesn’t exactly apply to this story, but it’s been gnawing at me all weekend. I went to a friends house for an early fourth party and got roped into a political conversation with a conservative couple (friend of a friend type). It, of course, turned ugly very quickly. I wanted their honest thoughts on how…

He also created the role of El Gallo in the original off-Broadway production of The Fantasticks, Billy Flynn in the original production of Chicago, and actually won a Tony. The man is a treasure.

Not a single candlestick anywhere? Come on...

I used to love “Project Runway”.