Yeah, I am not busty or overweight by any means but that area is just like uggghh. Probably like cellulite, just there fucking up most ladies’ lives.

Good luck out there! And my advice is: be a Donna, not an Ann.

Or the guy who loudly proclaims “I’m a feminist” and proceeds to sexually harass you. (Probably unfair, as there are plenty non-harassy male feminists out there, but i’m still angry about this one.)

Never trust anyone who says they’re a nice guy OR says they’re an asshole. Either they are an asshole who is lying or an asshole who thinks that he gets points for telling the truth.

What?! He’s just playing a violin after a long day speaking a bunch of languages at the gym! You don’t know his life!

I’m embarrassed for this one. WHY??

Anyone up for “Most obnoxious thing a guy has ever said to you to tell you he’s not interested”?

It can never be better than how you are when you’re alone. Only different. But a relationship can’t change you or save you or make you happy. (Sounds stupid obvious, but is so not obvious.)

I’ve wanted to start a series of apartments for older single ladies called The Merry Spinsters.

That was exactly my takeaway as well. #DyingWithCats

I’m joining this club.

The last guy I dated, I got to 3 dates and then he ghosted me. Literally cancelled the planned 4th date (with a decent reason at least) and then just dropped off the earth.

My mom just told me that some people don’t find someone, and that’s okay!

43 here. (It doesn’t get better.)

I’m in. Frankly, I think I’m terribly flawed at this point.

Lets start a club to go Golden Girls. #alsodyingalone

When you realize Omarosa found someone who is OK with being married to her, but you haven’t made it past a first date in almost 3 years.

GHOSTING IS THE WORST.

Ghosting is the worst. How any “men” older than 13 think this is a legitimate way of treating another human being, I’ll never understand. It’s so cowardly and inconsiderate.

Find someone who finds nervous/panicking/awkward their type.