Becoming a parent is always a selfish decision, then, because no parent, no matter how young, is guaranteed to live until their child is an adult, or even for one day after birth/adoption. I would assume this family has a support system (probably their religious community, from their comments) like most people, so the…

No parent is selfless. You’re raising a new, young person to shape into someone you can be proud of. That’s selfish, and if it wasn’t selfish, humans would have gone extinct long ago. It’s not a bad thing, but it is what it is.

Will someone explain what “dancing for The Weeknd” means?

First of all there is no golden path for mothers at work. It’s not a rose garden.

Rule of thumb: If you wonder if someone has a fetish for something, the answer is always yes. Always. The sound of someone buttering toast? Yes. The taste of a dirty air conditioning filter? Sure. A human pretending to cough up a hairball? I’m sure there are copious videos of it on xhamster.

Getting back into dating is SO HARD. I recently had my heart broken and I can’t even function on OKCupid. I look at it occasionally but I can’t even bring myself to make any sort of effort. Despite the fact that my “relationship” (it’s complicated and I won’t bore you with the details) is over, it feels like I’m doing…

I need to vent somewhere to people who are not my friends (who have heard it all already):

Hey there homies!

I think there needs to be a world kebab-off: the very best Turkish, Lebanese, Georgian, Armenian, Persian, Afghan, and Pakistani kebab chefs, all throwing it down on the grill in their national styles. If we can keep the Armenians and Turks from killing each other it’ll be the greatest thing in human history.

Awww but what greater sacrifice could you make? “My face... shall be your... lunch...” you gasp dramatically to your cat, who just kind of stares at you blankly.

“Chyna died days before she was found.” As a single woman with no family in my town, this is my biggest fear. Jesus take the wheel.

You know what has been bugging me for a month?

It only is in basically Utah, because of the issues with abusive polygamist marriages.

This is the problem with a lot of 3rd wave “choice” feminism that sees anything as feminist as long as it’s the choice of a woman. I know that litmus tests have their own sets of problems, but unless there are certain things that either are or are not feminist, we end up with this sort of thing: Women Now Empowered by…