The cuffs make it seem like they were made for a giant and they didn’t have time to hem them.

I didn’t eat the entire quart of peppermint ice cream I found after searching all stores for a week. I only ate most of it (need I say in one sitting??)

I’m making mapo tofu and cucumbers in walnut sauce. My house smells fantastic.

My bubs, Diego and Frida. They are here for you.

Oh god. What happened to subtle seduction??

Dues should go to wine and some snacks. Depending on how this goes, dues may need to go to manufacturing moonshine.

Exciting. All great social change starts small...

Vulvas are all the rage. That’s an amazing sentence. And vulva instead of vagina!

Or they ask for a photo of your boobs and when you don’t send it, never talk to you again.

Get the cats to sit on you while they nap and you will never need another blanket.

It is the actual fucking worst. I’ve gotten called a bitch for saying no, thank you. I’ve been told to get on my knees within the first five messages. I’ve had men make plans then not show because they were too nervous, so they said. One called me, told me I was amazing and smart and sexy (before we met) then the day…

Oh man. I tried with a few dudes in open relationships and was left with some life lessons that boiled down to, no. People keep telling me they can work with open communication and being respectful of feelings, etc, but I’ve not experienced that. I always just felt like a side.

In high school, my friend and I used to practice jumping out of cars. I was driving slowly at first, then we would pick up speed. One day she wore ballet flats instead of sneakers and smacked down on her face full force when she jumped out. Then we stopped. Lord.

What is wrong with everyone??? Sigh. That should be a new meet up. People who realize dating is terrible and just want someone to cuddle on the couch with and won’t ghost or be cowardly like that.

I started at a new gym where it is all small classes, everyone high fives each other when class is done, and the gym owner sends a personal handwritten letter thanking you for trusting them with your fitness journey. I love it.

So almost two years of dating and all I’ve got are ghosters and men who ask for nudie pics then don’t text after I say no. That last one was after a nice date and plans for a second. I’m difficult it seems. I want someone smart and kind and feminist and funny. Taking a break until I stop feeling like I must not be…

Big congrats!!!!!! I did that almost two months ago and it was the most stressful thing I’ve ever done. I ended up lying on the floor crying not once, but twice. And I called my realtor crying and telling her to call it off. She didnt, we got through it, and I’m in my shitty little house. So, if you start feeling even…

Is this really filling a hole in the market? Can we not get something that targets straight ladies? Like, I don’t know, hot guys in jeans and white tshirts without pit stains serving drinks and then some Magic Mike dancing (from the second movie) happening? I live in Portland, the land of strip clubs, and my dream is…

Sadly, it has been this difficult in my experience. :(

So I’m drinking beer while prepping my house for a friend to come use a sprayer to paint it tomorrow. I move in a week, haven’t packed, my new house isn’t ready for anything, and I want to die. And the guy I’ve been long distance text messaging told me it felt like the movie Her so he doesn’t want to talk anymore and…