I’m hanging onto mine for dear life. Nobody knows how long this will go for. There’s talks of recurring stimulus payments, but I gotta plan for the worst. Even if they come through, I’ll be hanging onto those as well and only spending what I have to on food, rent and utilities. That being said, I’m in a pretty sweet…

I’m hanging onto mine for dear life. Nobody knows how long this will go for. There’s talks of recurring stimulus…

I really want to see the melt down on live TV where someone, anyone, just blurts out “OBAMA!” the next time one of these dolts asks “Who could have done it better?” 

and the guy who preordered Iron Man VR

Everytime I see Jared’s face I want to punch it. I am 58 years old, 5'3" and 150 lbs, 23% bodyfat. Plus I wear glasses. But I know I could fuck. him. up. I see his wormy lips and that Botoxed forehead and I know it would take one crack of my bony knuckles and he would crumble like the crystal dildo he is.

was there really a dozen? or was there... one...

Dear Dan Patrick:

Are they seriously asking their on-the-ground employees to confront law enforcement and defy a lockdown order?

How do you turn it on? I can’t stay in the air long enough for it to trigger...

How good is Control?

Bungie’s seeming focus on “less story, more grinding” with content is perplexing to me after the success of the Forsaken DLC. Forsaken was filled to brim with story moments, major new content drops, riddles, and other things players really enjoy. Since then, every new “season” has been increasingly light on those…

Thank you!! I have said before I love Bernie’s ideas but I can’t stand the messenger. I loved Elizabeth Warren’s campaign. She said the exact things Bernie stands for but she knew it wasn’t her time this election cycle. And certainly she was right to acknowledge the role sexism played and the bad treatment she got at…

I’ve said many, many times before that Biden should not have run and the fact that he and Sanders chose to run ruined what might have been a very good primary debate over the future and present of the party. But Biden has one thing going for him that Sanders will never have: He fucking won.

The issue isn’t that older black people don’t think it will be beneficial. The issue is that they don’t think Bernie can win.

The fact that Authy can sync 2FA codes across devices fundamentally subverts the point of 2FA.

What a fucking dipshit.

I was talking to a dude in one of my classes, and he said “WTF is this? I just show my ID, and 5 minutes later I’m done voting? Usually there’s always some fuckery!” -> he is from Texas, moved to Colorado some time ago. 

See, many rich and powerful people have commuted crimes or said or done horribly offensive things. And with the invention of social media the general public is now capable of voicing their outrage about this. Many of these comedians have made jokes or statements about how it is wrong that the public is trying to hold…

Alternatively, his mom lives lives in the attic of his house.

This has been pointed out to Jez writers before but they conveniently ignore it because it doesn’t fit their irrational-hatred-of-Pete-Davidson agenda. Nor does the fact that with his mental health issues, it makes sense for him to have a close relative living nearby. 

I think it’s important to note that Pete lives in the basement of the house he bought for his mom, not just “his mom’s basement.”