Punch Drunk Love was more than enough reason for me to think he should’ve dumped his stupid comedy schtick and become a serious actor, and that was in 2002.

Must be related to Jill.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

You don’t seem to have the attitude toward a LEGO set that one would expect from someone writing for Kotaku.  

Sparrows on Mercury. Finally. 

Don’t worry, as long as they keep getting assholes like you turning up to post jibes about the job security of actual people, they’ll have the traffic to keep going.

yeah, it’s extremely fun

Hey, look who’s here to remind everyone that the death of Splinter isn’t *all* bad.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Splinter was a damn good website.

Not gonna lie, I want to see some of the scenes from the new trailer with OG Sonic just because of how terrifying it would have been.

But this is a massive improvement. I hope the animators got hefty bonuses, and whatever execs demanded the original look are now on janitor duty.

Also I hope Jim Carrey is entertaining in…

You should email the author, and tell him not to make elaborate trailer videos and post them to a public youtube channel as well, or on the dozens of nintendo hacking forums and websites that exist.

I didn’t even know you could recruit him as a companion, but that’s because I chose to shoot the Edgewater leader guy in the face after diverting power to the other guys. Let me tell you, they don’t appreciate it when you straight up murder their leader. Just trying to get out of that joint, I had to shoot the sheriff…

God, this review is amazing. Thanks Heather (and also Tim for the video). Curious though, did you ever encounter Tim’s creations on your server or vice versa?

Gaming is fine, it is gamers who fucking suck.

Man gaming fucking sucks these days.

waaaaaaait a sec, is voting with one’s wallet working?

This sound like something a Ghost would say to throw us off. 

I keep thinking about this. There can never be more. No DLC or sequel, let alone replay, could ever be what Outer Wilds was. It’s this perfect thing that I can never have again.

This game is so good that I wish I could re-live it over and over, but with no memory of it from my previous play.