God. Dammit.

Oh.

It’s because these police are very, very stupid. Their brains are very small. You must speak to them slowly, and with a loud, clear voice. Their muscles are melting away and they feel the urge to replenish them by brutalizing anyone, because they aren’t able to be attacked. It’s very fulfilling to the smooth-brained…

“What Donald Trump has done for me compared to what Barack Obama did...” What you’re unemployed and you were arrested! The fuck has Trump done for you? In his presidency you were arrested and you’ve had don’t have a job! Bro! Boom roasted.

The Exo are among the greatest mysteries. They are well encrypted, even to themselves.

We’re never happy, huh?

Fuck all the way off to your front door and back you maskless fool.

Neat.

Away, AWAYYYY

I think they said custom side panels were in the pipeline, similar to Xbox 360 faceplates. Shortly after that announcement you started seeing the mockups of Spiderman PS5s.

I believe since, 2015 or so, all games basically offload data to the HDD anyway. The disc is a copy-protection check and that’s it. If you pulled the case off of a console, you’d see the disc spin up at the beginning, and never again so I’d scratch off the “more storage required”. The bandwith thing is a concern, as…

Douche.

I don’t know about privilege but maybe have a damn captcha at least to prevent auto buying.

Definitely a lottery. I was on the page when the Pre-Order Now button showed up. I was in an Incognito tab just to make sure web cache wasn’t botched up. Once I configured everything, it was a snail’s race to the finish line of confirming my address and clicking complete order. This was no better than what happened…

Playing Doom on a console is a good way to broaden the audience, but it’s almost unplayable after playing it on a PC. In my mind, I’ve always associated Fallout/Elder Scrolls games with an Xbox anyway so for me personally, this isn’t a shock. BUT, games like Deathloop, GhostWire, Wolfenstein, Dishonored, that’s kind…

It’ll be some cult of dudes trying to raise the dead and some of the dead are women.

“BUT, we’ll be happy to sell you them again on PSN for $19.99"

Cool.

Booo! Booo I say to hardware fragmentation out of the gate.

Stay home, or choose a different street. In New York fucking City. You must be a terrible lawyer if you aren’t sure how to NOT run people over.