Is this like Prototype, where you become all-powerful and still bored? Awesome writing doesn’t always equal awesome gameplay unfortunately :( , I’m not a fan of how THQ vehicles handle, which can literally ruin the experience for me.

I’m sorry.

Lincoln dies at the end.

But her emails!

I regret everything. I wasn’t aware that the aliens in this were headcrabs that scurry out of the sand from all angles. I HATE THIS GAME SO MUCH

There’s a demo if you’d like to try before you buy, and you will buy.

Dammit. This will be the first time in 20 years that I wanted McDonalds toys. The last time this happened is when all the toys built a big Inspector Gadget. Which took months.

This looks more like an animation posing as gameplay. Well done.

“Yeh here come the chickens” L O L

You can make a handful of things with no issues, but when you ramp up production in the millions, things will go awry. The Anker glass screen protectors are incredible looking, and if I can find a switch I’ll be getting one.

Leave that in.

Well in the promo photo, John is on the far left. Which one is Bill?

Preach

When I hit a cave wall and it came to life and killed me, I put the controller down for a while.

Your Kung Fury doesn’t hold a candle to Allen Gamble

Only on games on PS4 where choosing a menu item OPENS A GOD DAMNED WEB BROWSER

No, no they don’t know. They’ll say of course they did, and that he said that to mean his legacy will become more and more known to the public as time goes on, but of course they don’t fucking know.

These shits also sell gutted games as New.

In no way did I get the combination for the padlock the way I was supposed to. I have no idea how in the hell the clue correlates to the images that end up unlocking it.

VR is a complete cluster in this game, intentionally. You’ll be kicking furniature trying to panic run your way out of something that’s an inch from your face only to realize you’re being held by the enemy and can’t.