TOM THIS IS AMERICA. IF 9/11 TAUGHT US N-E-THING ITS THAT AMERICA STANDS FOR FREEDOM FOR ALL PEOPLE. IF JR SMITH WANTS TO BE A MOSLEM AND EXPRESS HIS RELIGIOUS BELIEVES THATS HIS RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN WEATHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT!!!

I should get a boat.

Okay Will, you're only saying that because the games that you listed are certifiable shit. If you played a real drinking game for once in your godforsaken life, then maybe you'd remove that stick from your ass and engage in discussion. Like an alleged adult. I'll even be a gentleman and introduce you to one of my…

Sorry writer, but I think you way, way missed the boat on this. Yes, it was a joke, but I said the "Sexbag" column. I was making fun of the guy for being terrible at sex, certainly not his poor wife who has to suffer his "superior palate".

Reporter: Do you feel like you're ready to lead this team this season?

The Royals knew Konerko would score anyway...

Putting better warnings on the backs of helmets isn't going to help at all. There are big, colorful warnings on lawnmowers, ladders and rollerblades, but they've never stopped me from trying to mow my lawn from a ladder that I wedged into rollerblades.

Veg, canola, and peanut can handle a higher heat and are relatively neutral in flavor. My preference would be grape seed oil, but it can be pricey and hard to find. Olive oil (even "light" olive oil) is a poor choice for curry and stir fries because it has a low smoke point, which means it's easy to burn, and has an…

and drink's on

Holy shit. This is absolutely terrible. I'm just hopeful that this is an isolated incident, otherwise every baseball player will be dead soon.

"...two drops in two hours"

Actually, it sounds like WWE is probably closing in. If you circulate the results of the matches to a different subset of people for each match and then watch for the overlaps, they could close in on the leaker pretty quick. Set theory, peeps!

Ughhhh can't believe I have to defend the Eagles -

When bored I like to research old famous sports stories and laugh how current sportscasters still regurgitate the shit entirely wrong. So - while they love to mention the Irvin thing, quick research would show - 1) The vast majority were nosebleed level fans that…

Russia has the right to pass whatever shitty, discriminatory laws they want. And us deviants have the right to speak out against their shitty, discriminatory laws.

We may live in a world of unprecedented tolerance and acceptance, but it seems that the Gay Community, particularly Queers 4 Gears, will never, ever accept different transmissions.

Rolling Stone magazine capitalized on this model when it put a literal blockbuster on the cover.

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

damnit, beat me to it!

This is why you should do steroids so the attackers have a smaller target!