Bush bye.

This horrified me to the core, as others have said it’s way more fucking terrifying than a ghost story (and I’m crazy enough to have had an “unexplained experience”). This is why I cannot tinder. My first thought is always ARE U MURDERER?

He became so alarmed because up until that point I had told him that we drove for a bit, but he (and I guess I) wasn’t aware of just how far I was carried away. Like I alluded to in the post, I didn’t have a car and even if I was to get away, it would have been me running around in a suburban neighborhood —no taxis,…

The real question is...what the hell do we think was in the basement?

WINNER. Stuff like this is so much scarier to me than ghost stories. Because it happens, probably more than we’d like to think. I’m so glad you’re OK.

Honestly, I believe that his phone number may still be in my phone under the “blocked contact list,” and I still have a screenshot of the Uber map saved. It’s been a few years now, and I’m still too afraid to reopen this can of worms.

“You knew, but you still came inside. We’re too afraid of being rude to go with out animal instinct and get away from danger.”

I’ve only told this story to my closest friends. I haven’t even confided in my sister (for fear of the obvious shame). Please buckle in because this tale needs to be told in length.

I feel no pity for this woman. Not once in the chat log was there anything alluding to rape, just the song. The rape portion of the song wasn’t even what they were joking about. The guy apologized MULTIPLE times, and yet she still felt the need to email Tim Cook (who by the way won’t read this petty crap anyways…

First loves always hold a special place in someones heart, especially if they never came to be. However why is everyone so negatively thinking about eternity? What if heaven means she gets another chance at life, a different life, where Leo survived? Leaving behind the old one she lived fully, up to something new.

when you are fifty you sometimes realize that your happiest of times wasn't with the husband you had your kids with...........

At 46 it means “Do you get pizza delivery and have a glass of wine in front of the TV on Fridays?”

Or maybe just make sure your kids are playing Pokemon GO in Canada, where you probably wont get robbed at gunpoint.

I would recommend moving that innocent-until-proven-guilty motherfucker out of solitary and see if that helps jog his memory on the passwords (prisoners don't take too kindly to child molesters, so I can only imagine the encouragement he'd receive).

It is when a majority of people pursue it as opposed to the kinds of careers that actually generate wealth. Even if you support the kind of socialistic welfare state that requires millions of public service workers, you cannot escape the fact that none of this would be possible without the wealth that the private…

Technically you'd qualify as Gen Y.

Hey, at least you have Justin Beiber Norwood. ;P GEN X RULES! :D

Boomers caused both bubbles. They are the ones controlling the money supply and the interest rates and they are the ones that decided that investments should be made into various industries. And they are the ones that will soon retire and have the power to suck this country dry.