I love the lines(and theme) of “you’re not the god of hammers” but Hopkins already delivers it twice, having this would have been overkill.

I love being a lion and being so Not Mad that I email a writer.

How long until takes start flying that this was a long con planned by Belichick himself to make sure none of the good HCs went to the Colts?

I don’t understand how when this type of stuff happens after someone is shot by police or during the inauguration, the arrests are flying. This seems chill by comparison.

Did 10 days in Japan recently and had all these items, they definitely came in use!

For sure, Harden definitely gets more grief for his defense.

Re: 9 rebounds

“On every map but Oasis, though, the Shock dominated”

Vikings are in the weirdest, most unenviable QB position I’ve ever seen. 3 slightly above average but ultimately flawed guys all expiring at once.

To think, the Texans were one Deshaun Watson draft from offering Kirk 150/5.

Worked for me!

Worked for me!

They don’t play again? Think you’re forgetting about the Finals, Tom.

Defense? Looks like a future Hall of Famer to me.

When I first started kind of following tennis, Djokovic was at the top of his game and I figured Federer was on his way out.

Melo has a player option next year and I’m trying to figure out if he’s the type of guy who wants to retire when he’s still balling or play until his body gives. I hope he plays the option and retires the next year, which would probably help convince PG to sign a 1-and-1.

I like the “wander around on the field” plan. I guess officials could whistle it if the ball carrier lollygagged too much? But nothing to stop them from doing it play after play.

The judge owned him after this, though.

From the ESPN article:

After browsing Twitter, I can confidently say public opinion sides with Durant.

I turned off the touchscreen on my ASUS because I absolutely never used it.