They have to market these movies in China, East Asian racism is intense. Therefore, try and sneak it in like those cookbooks that help you put spinach in brownies.

Well she’s an ‘activist’ without actually doing activism. She constantly spouts vaguely progressive words but not once has she actually leveraged her star power politically. She’s been silent this entire election cycle and despite her love for the gays, has been utterly mute if she can’t make a dollar off it.

Wrong. It’s socially unacceptable to smell bad in the US. Tough love is required.

I just had a flashback to college and the gamer/tabletop/Furry guys who wouldn’t bathe and frame it as our problem when we would be repulsed by the smell. Like year old socks and infected asshole. Awful.

As the gay dude who will most likely take a peek at your junk while we stand side by side at the urinal, I volunteer as tribute to be your lavender menace, your bathroom predator, so you can finally leave trans ladies alone to shit in tranquil, trans peace.

I love how suddenly there’s kinds of discourse that can’t happen “because it’s voting day” - TV actress needs to go home.

Yeah that’s gross - it looks like she was kidnapped from Sunday school and endured years of Slovenian sexual slavery only to be delivered via helicopter back to Calabasas mid-shift. Her mouth just looks like a pussy. Is that what ladies want? A pussy mouth?

I mean have you seen that sex tape? He knows how to massacre some pussy.

Yo the woman on the right in the Salt N Pepa photo is totally giving me heavily surged TS vibes. That is some intensity. Beautiful TS though like the front of the back page listings, so no shade there.

Fuck white people are scary.

You continue to be predictably basic and ill informed.

After HRC dragged out the dead kids of Sandy Hook to make a political point she actually went lower than Trump has this entire election. That, and Bill’s fuckery are what cemented my NeverHillary promise.

HRC is a ghoul trying to squeeze some profit out of a pile of dead kids by scaring PTA moms who are leery of this ‘Bernie fellow.’ But it’s cool, they let Bill go full George Wallace yesterday, so that was the best revenge for her Bernie is a school shootery fuckery.

It’s all “Wine O’ Clock” novelty glasses and incrementalist pro-war centrist politics from here to November. Choosey moms choose drones.

HRC does have a huge cohort of “moms learn twitter for the first time” - and they are seriously outclassed when it comes to social media. Scaring suburban moms into thinking the scary Jewish man and his “guns from Vermont” are going to murder your kids officially bring her campaign lower than Trump’s.

Is that how we say “Hillary ran a racist campaign in 2008 and suggested president Obama is a muslim?” Hillary left civility behind when she started attacking the women Bill raped. #Standbyyourman

By that logic every violent crime would be a hate crime, nullifying the distinctions that set hate crimes against ordinary malicious acts.

You poor thing, it’s such a shame hot young dudes want to eat your box all day.

I keep my heart locked up in a safe, hey
Can’t shoot with a pistol, need a K
No, you can’t see it, it’s attracted by your face
But when it need air, air it out in a safe li’l place