Dude owns. Having been pepper-sprayed it sucks hard and would absolutely stop somebody, sort of. You can still do whatever you were going to do, it just hurts a lot. So, you’ve got a blinded shooter, which is better than nothing. You’d still have to rush the dude (or lady, but let’s be real here) and that’s going to…

Also it’s sick that you’re verified or whatever it is this site uses to block some people and make others visible.

The line is if you care you’re an asshole. There’s your line.

Messed up to not feel a way about “fucking faggot”. Plenty of other words to use if you’re angry or upset without being a homophobe.

If you cut the brie in half lengthwise you can also fit A) more jelly B) pepper or C) something else in the middle of the cheese itself and easily get a fourth ingredient in there. I’m a fan of putting chipotle powder in the middle, putting the brie back together and using fig jam then wrapping the whole thing in…

Yo, this dude has millions because his family owns a plantation in the South. He’s not ever going to go bankrupt, tragically.

Being on Fox news should absolutely be the kiss of death for a career outside Fox news. Unless and until they reform and clean house (which isn’t likely) any person who goes on Fox is providing them with content and absolutely shouldn’t be on any other network.

As a DC resident I pray for the second round curse, and for the general inability of our teams. This town would be insufferable if we won a trophy for anything, ever.

I don’t understand why McCain has a job. She seems really dense. Is it just that she’s related to a prominent politician or did she at some point do something that guaranteed her a sinecure for life?

Hey, there’s an auto-playing ad with sound, that’s shitty. Turned the ad-block back on for a bit. Who should I actually complain to?

You suck at reading. The kid wasn’t in the car, they were coming back from a party, the grand jury looked at the evidence and indicted so now she’ll get charged criminally. The police did nothing because they’re racist af.

Trapped boots. The idea is that when a thief picks them up the washboard gets pushed up by a powerful spring and knocks the would-be thief off the cliff.

Well, this certainly provides confirmation.

These people. The same ones marching now are the same people who last year were crying about how sorry they were for voting Trump. It was bizarre and uncomfortable, because I was at work and I’ll be fucked if my job involves absolving you of your bullshit.

They probably have some idea, they just enjoy wordplay more than comprehensibility.

Your circumlocution is matched only by your perspicaciousness.

As a resident, I can only hope that the fact that they’re surrounded by people who wish them multifarious ills fills them with dread.

They said they considered January to be part of the game, and they followed through. This isn’t a surprise.

I don’t eat swallow live things whole, because that’s cruel. I’m going to assume that if this dolphin hadn’t been a monster he’d have been fine rather than fin.

tbf 12 year olds just learning how to insult a person are pretty much the online experience full stop.