No, you’re reading the wrong stuff. The people who are telling you the media wants a race war are the people who want a race war.

No. The media is not behind this situation, and the people who told you they were are not your friends.

Wouldn’t that be a good thing?

Nah, that’s the rundown. Later they introduced Krystal, who is a fox lady, but Falco/Fox or Slippy/Fox is basically what the (less horrific) parts of the fandom are into.

Everyone who buys it reports ‘I smell exactly the same as I did before’ is unable to see connection.

That is like the least objectionable Star Fox pairing, so good job?

GRRM (The Mountain That Doesn’t Write) is never going to finish the series and that’s okay.

The owner looks like someone shaved an orangutan and smashed it’s face in.

The trick to dealing with diplomatic plateholders is being utterly fearless. Just make it incredibly clear that you’re going to follow the law exactly, and if that means you drive up and over them you’re entirely willing to cause a minor diplomatic imbroglio all the way up to full scale thermonuclear war rather than…

I made this and it’s good. I’ve got leftover broth, do I just throw it in a pot after I bring it out of the refrigerator or is there a better way to reheat it?

Scary is for preparing your children to never accomplish anything of note, and that’s okay, the world needs accountants.

It’s wearing a muumuu. That is some dedication right there.

Plus his plan to rule the Galaxy was completely feasible.

A grim dystopia indeed.

Buying a computer game the day of release is generally a terrible idea, yeah. Console games (for all that they’re graphically inferior and lack mods) generally work out of the gate. Pre-ordering computer games is for suckers, pre-ordering console games is at least defensible to sensible depending on studio and…

The face of every Seahawk fan at that exact moment, pretty much.

Yeah, it’s a brutal burn, especially by corporate media standards. Good on them.

Yeah, that is 100% my understanding of why it happened. It seems unbelievably short-sighted of them if it’s true though.

It was just a really strange play. I mean, it didn’t even make sense watching it, my brain refused to process what my eyes were telling it.

Sure, but Christ it would have been better than doing what we did do. I don’t know if that was just spite on Carol’s part or what, but it was a bad call.