Nah.

I'm trying to imagine the Snappleing. It's just a bunch of tiny people clawing at the glass desperate to escape.

Why?

You can get someone to make you one. Seriously talk to a glass artist, it's really reasonably priced to get custom glass done. It'd maybe double the price of a piece, so a sherlock style pipe would run you $50 or $60.

Tragically enough yes.

Depends how much you want to grow and what it's for. One plant will produce enough for two moderate smokers to have a good time. It'll be weak weed though, unless you really know what you're doing.

You can shave all your hair off. Seriously, everywhere. Bic that shit. Smoke for the first six months of the year, don't smoke for the next six. They'll never be able to prove a damn thing.

I've always liked bacon and hope that I always will. I wondered sometimes if it had anything to do with 9/11. "The terrorists don't eat bacon? I'll eat twice as much, that'll show the bastards." Seriously, you get people talking about dipping bullets in bacon grease so the people shot with them will be unclean when…

This is actually a cultural difference. We don't do the same class/status symbols in the PNW as people do in NY or DC pretty deliberately. Generally people wear clothes that are practical, regardless of professional standing. It backfires on us occasionally, as in business dealings people don't take us as seriously…

I don't think your skin color should have anything to do with whether or not you treat some conspiracy theorists the same way you'd treat other conspiracy theorists. It's kind of racist. I also obviously wouldn't get into it with family members of someone who'd been assassinated. I certainly understand how different…

The MLK assassination happening doesn't have anything to do with two other government run operations. Or are you saying it does?

Having driven across the country in the two months, Kansas is the most mid-Western state. It is the first state where I saw state troopers on the Interstate on a regular basis. I made it from Oregon to Kansas without seeing a single statie, then BAM there they were. Every exit, every dip, everywhere the road widened…

I'd get beat to hell and back. I haven't played Smash in months. If you put two top tier players against each other, one who can handle items and one who can't, the one who can is the better player. If you're better at the game when it's less complex and someone else is better at the game when it's more complex, the…

Bob-bombs don't spawn into your attacks. They spawn above head height and fall onto the stage, they take a second to spawn which is more than enough time to cancel your attack, and they don't explode if they land on you, they only explode once they're lit. Basically your goto example is terrible because you appear to…

You wouldn't be. Michael Jordan would curbstomp you and your friend. Because he's better.

Nope. Turns out the other guy didn't best you, he was just temporarily ahead. Life is random, your desire to make it less so not withstanding. If you can't deal with items that makes you a lesser player. End of.

Nah. Skill involves using your environment. People who play with no items aren't as good at the game as people who play with them.

Actually they do. I was wrong and I apologize for casting aspersions as to the easiness of their opponents.

"Like it's rigged." Yes, by giving the Broncos an even easier schedule the NFL has certainly made that the case.

Using cock sucking as a slur says pretty much everything that needs to be said about the Denver fanbase.