Remember how Trump helped him? I'm going to pretend that that version of Trump is going to be the guy running the country for the next four years — Literally every Republican.

Civilization is basically a constant struggle against comic book villains. Those weren't exaggerations, they were archetypes, which isn't the same thing. The reason conservatives act like Captain Planet villains is because they're from a totally different reality than the rest of us.

His mom died and he stopped taking the drugs that kept him (barely) tethered to reality.

The funniest part about this is there are people who voted for Trump and don't read this headline and see that 'White' is what they mean by traditionally American.

Por que no los dos?

Oh no, you care about issue X, that's what caused Trump! Jesus save us.

California would do it out of spite. Hell, so would New York. I can think of six states easy that'd do it just to tell Trump to go f- himself. The District if nothing else, we're going to have to deal with the man the next four years.

The complete and utter humiliation of Chris Christie on every level is the only part of 2016 I enjoyed politically.

Is he saving your nephew or the other person?

Nah, someone getting every electoral vote means the end of the world. One state would defect.

Ahahaha, holy hell, talk about Dark Twisted Fantasies.

Yeah, feel bad for the dude that he has nobody close enough to him to get him back on his meds.

Big Bands. No, no, not Caleb Calloway, we're talking Sousa. (Surprise, it's the antebellum South calling, and they're really angry about well everything.)

Before we do anything else, we need to come together as a nation and condemn that haircut.

What's your dollar to hours played ratio, ideally?

I still play Borderlands as well, co-op is amazing. I think that arguing about what a game should cost for the amount of entertainment you get out of it is dumb though. I got SMB free, but that doesn't make it a better game than Borderlands or even NMS.

I'm okay with the game it is. Price argument is dumb as hell, sorry. If it were a $100 game you'd have just as much right to feel burned as if it were a $10 game. The video that shows the creature smashing through trees, I haven't encountered anything like that and don't know of anyone who has. Aside from that it's as…

I wouldn't live to spend the obscene amount of money you'd have to pay me for the pictures.

'Heated exchange' is code for makeouts guys.

Time isn't real, which is indicated by magic being real. Effects can proceed their cause. You're trying to apply physics to a Universe that has explicitly rejected them.