The Creep doesn’t talk (except for Creepshow 2) that’s kind of his thing. His cousin the Crypt Keeper though, that guy won’t shut up!

I think, basically, it’s :I love you for being a sociopath.

I feel like you just really wanted to use ‘treacly’ in a review.

The blame doesn’t fall solely or even mostly on Kershaw. This is on Dave Roberts, guilty of perhaps managing with his heart instead of his head

What are they so afraid of?

No surprises here. I mean, Liberty U is in a place called fucking Lynchburg afterall.

+1 Szechuan sauce

- Republicans

I see what you did here.

+1 ladyboy

As if we don’t have enough dystopian nightmares already.

So, what you’re saying is that conversion therapy doesn’t work?

Thoughts and prayers y’all!

“It’s not for sale.”

I’M NOT CRYING YOU’RE CRYING

Rot in Hell.

Fanny packs are great and always have been

Fanny packs are great and always have been

Damn, I came up with 42.

I see what you did there...

One of my all time favs!