when will this shit cycle end

Lori feels confident that her lawyers will find some loophole

Yeah, it gets pretty weird and intense there about halfway through.

THIS.

i would try it, at least scream therapy.

Pretty funny none of you see the strategy behind what Drumpf’s doing.

People, in general, are gross.

“I have absolutely no idea if there were underage girls roaming around while I was getting an anonymous massage in my underwear at my friend’s house... but IF there was, those sluts knew what they were getting into!”

“I kept my underwear on during the massage. I don’t like massages particularly.”

Next time, Bill, I promise to wait in the bushes

Children of the Corn Con

Cool hairstyle!

Burn. Best.

Nope, absolutely not, no way am I falling for a cult.

“You can’t have what’s happening—where police officers are getting sick just by walking the beat,” he exclaimed.

It’s exactly like summer camp ya know!

This statement. Jesus.

I came here to say the same.

“The White House is afflicted by mental retardation and does not know what to do.”