Can someone at Subaru please put that 2.4-liter turbo into an Impreza hatchback?

Hm, let’s see... Apathy has a nice ring to it.

SUCCESS*

I was think the same exact thing.

And there’s a picture of a man who has NEVER been laid.

“The NRA opposes domestic violence and all violent crime, and spends millions of dollars teaching countless Americans how not to be a victim and how to safely use firearms for self-defense,”

Kobe, eat a mile-high pile of ass, you smarmy fucking dork.

Fine. It’s decided.

I hope so!

Jim Jordan would do a line of Trump’s ejaculate if he was asked to

“I really hate when people use children as political props in general.”

I still kinda feel bad for her.

Oh yeah! I was thinking of Rachel Weisz’s character.

Hate to be that guy, but it wasn’t self-inflicted in this one.

Well, at least she wasn’t eating her hair with a fork.

And a hypocrite!

Picture it, folks.

“Ba ba ba, bum bum bum”