Just make the hat blue instead.

+1 deportation

charged with inserting foreign objects into its sausages

Something like this could’ve helped me in the past. I think I’ve alternated somewhere in between 2 and 3 on this scale for most of my life, but I have experienced 5 - 7 a couple of times and something like this could’ve helped me identify it. You can’t always put something like that into words when you’re going…

It’s like Nazi Germany all over again, except now we have the Internet to document the horrors on a daily basis.

“Did you just say ‘Tinkler’”?

You lost me at “it became necessary”.

Great job, Rudy. Don’t stop your messing around!

Mash hysteria!

If there was any question about whether or not we’re becoming a fascist country, I think that question has been answered over the past year or so.

Dancing, singing, spinning around, doing the splits, wearing puffy sleeves... and the dude doesn’t even break a sweat.

This comments section deserves better.

Now if only we could remove Ray Lewis from our lives...

An even more disturbing number of people still think that voting for Donald Trump was a good idea.