A classic case of too little, too late?

You’re right. I took it wrong. My mistake.

That is a dangerous way to think because the more apathetic a society becomes, the more shit like this happens.

WHO DRANK MAH FAHKIN’ CAHBAHNATED WHATAH?!?

This is fucking disgusting. We should all be ashamed of what we’ve become as a country.

I imagine most people never even gave the Kessel Run much thought, much less clamored for it to be featured in a movie prequel about Han Solo’s origins.

Ironically, she’s the best part* of an otherwise horrendous administration.

“Jeebus, what a forkin’ idiot. What did I and the rest of this country get ourselves into and how do we get out of it without killing millions?”

Hm, I could totally live with that in my head.

I know what you mean.

The Republican Party - Russian Patsies Since (At Least) 2015

If only someone could’ve hugged Hitler a little more then... nah, just kidding.

apathy and complacency will be the death of everything we’ve ever held dear

*psst*

Don’t give up. You guys were made for each other.

Nah, I think it was actually a group of right-leaning cats that were reanimating him.

Oh man. Not only do you have to watch crap like this, but you have to write a whole article about it, too??

I’ve owned a good dozen or so Wu-Tang albums (mostly in cassette form) over the years. I still think Liquid Swords is my favorite thing they ever did. Maybe if I live another 80 years or so (I won’t) I’ll hear this one.

This is the first time I have ever seen a “not all white women” combined with the gymnastics of a #BlackLivesMatter, a 180-degree reverse-racism ending with a white-tears landing. I give it a 9.7, even though the Russian judge might disagree.