I think if we would just stop voting for lizards and start voting for people, this could all work itself out...

“Now, we wait.”

Wow, I’ve never read or even seen any of these before, but I will say that there sure seems to be lot of internal exposition going on when you ladies make out with us.

NVM... Kinja’d again!

By “political enemies” he means the majority of the country, right... or possibly the planet?

OMG THAT WAS SO GOOD

I fully support this trend.

Seriously. The justifications are insane.

TRUUUUUMMMP!!!!

I agree with everything you’re saying. Like I said, it’s an attempt by the some of the wealthiest people in the world to take control of our government... a complete takeover.

Fantastic reaction gif there.

Wow, he’s just blatantly trolling us at this point, isn’t he?

I read about the eclipse on Giz or io9 a couple of months ago, and saw the path going through Oregon... I’m sure that, no matter where you’re at, you’ll be running into tons of people since the path is so narrow.

That’s cool! Ridiculously expensive, but cool.

Thanks, I’ll definitely check this out.

Starred for Sun Ra reference. I’ve recently gotten into his music. His stuff with synthesizers is what caused me to discover him, though I still need to learn more about his life and unique philosophy.

Please don’t disrespect our dear Uncle Fester like that.

The pope looks like he’s the lead singer of Pope and the Russians, an alternative goth-rock band

You know what they say “When in Rome... your wife still hates you”.