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Goddammit Nancy...

I said (and provided proof) that “he even fought Oakley” who probably could’ve kicked both their asses because he’s bigger than Barkley and Shaq can’t fight.

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You need to search YouTube for when they actually fought on the court. Shaq didn’t stand a chance. He even took on Charles Oakley, who could’ve kicked both their asses.

10/10

So we had to get very, very tough on cyber and cyber warfare.

Seriously, WTF were they even thinking?!?!

+1 Gypsy

“I hope you don’t find my orders difficult to SWALLOW, Director.”

You’re the boss taking on a band of annoyingly plucky heroes.

It’s a Futurama reference, albeit a slightly incoherent one.

Just sayin’...

Ooh, hey there! I’m also a gif enthusiast!

I almost want to read it for myself, but I don’t want to give him or his site any more clicks... so I won’t.

If a coprophilia-inclined guest can’t have a prostitute-bot take a dump on his chest, then what is he even paying for in the first place?

- Mariah

Am I the only one who wishes they’d go back to WWII? CoD 2 (PC) was my favorite game of the entire series. I mean, this looks good and all, but it’s a completely different game now.

And I think when someone has not an easy figure—he’s not the hardest figure, but he’s not the easiest; he’s not Barack Obama, is he?

He’s get elected on the spot, abortion would be instantly illegal and we’d immediately go to war with every other country on the planet... all while we build that 50-foot-tall wall around the entire country. Of course we’d outsource that to Mexico.

Well, this settles it... you are a shitty father.