**boards up door behind you**

John FallingDown is rolling in his watery grave.

It's all in the reflexes!

The Omen 2 where the guy gets cut in half by the falling cable. I'm always thinking of it when I step in.

As a Seal…for the 50th time.

Take him to…DETROIT!

*Spike Lee angrily masturbates*

Even some of the people posting on his 'fake moon landing' pic (the astronaut next to flag) saying "it's not fake" were posting stupid things like gravity and solar wind etc to prove it. It's on an L shaped stick.

I hate it when they scream like that.

I can't wait to see them go watch Rocky IV and learn that being a commie is bad, become double agents and bring the mail robot home for Paige's birthday.

Monster!
That little ball kept Hanks sane all that time on the island.

Especially when you think of Tooms real life creepy young marriage.

Just watched the Lazarus video for the first time…Fuck.

It was worth having the Berlin Wall just for that song.

I don't cry for a celeb but this one got me.

Ground Control to Major Tom.

I'll take the high heels…wait, what are we talking about?

They swapped the monkey with their dog, if memory serves a paw and a wire did the job.

Don't mention lithium batteries to Russell Crowe. He won't shut up about his bloody kids hoverboard not allowed on plane.

I've been practicing different methods with the shells so I can be the go to guy…on second thoughts, Taco Bell rules all. Never mind.