Just don’t break your hand while punching because that shit is expensive and you’re not going to have any money left to donate.

Normally in this type of situation I totally would be downing a bottle of Banty Red or enjoying some Makers Mark over ice, but I’ve developed an allergy to alcohol.

OMG, we all need one so bad right now. Happy I could help :)

Hey! How did you get video of me watching Trump’s news conferences?

She climbed the ladder, with the rope, so she gets the most credit, and her day in court. I hope she wins.

OH. IN THE NEAR COMPLETELY WHITE CROWD, AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ARREST. HOW ASTONISHINGLY UNPREDICTABLE.

Fuck this president of the confederacy. Fixed it for you.

I am at the point that I am literally going to punch the next person that says “but they’re both just as baaaaaaaaad”

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

He and his parents should have to pay for the entire installation to be replaced - and issue an apology. What scum are among us.

Obligatory “why not both?” And then Pizza Rat Runs off with his rug, uses it during rat open night mike night in a hilarious bit that impresses his ladyfriend, Croissant Rat. They marry and raise little Tater Tot rats, who snuggle safely every night in said silken orange toupee, dreaming the dreams of free and…

Trump was pushed to condemn the white supremacist terrorists; he waited an obscenely long time to do so after shamefully equivocating Saturday. And then, once the populace forced his hand, complained that he was not receiving enough credit for having done the right thing.

Actually, there are probably a whole bunch of racists in office.

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

EVERY FUCKING DAY

You know who have plenty of food but hasn’t been mentioned at all?

You must have failed math. Trump only won because of the fucked up electoral math. He flat out lost the popular vote.

I know what you’re saying #NotAllNazis

It’s a sad day when the police are protecting this clown better than they protected Heather Heyer and the many counterprotesters who were injured.