Obligatory wet seal picture

It's more than his voice... he's improvising AS Peter, which is amazing to me. The guy knows the character so well he can BE that character in the moment. He's quick on his feet and genuinely funny. That's real talent and he should be doing this for a living. Life's too short to be a "nobody in a boring job."

I am 100% certain that it is exactly that easy to find work as a voice actor.

"Peter Griffin? WHERE?!"

"How's Meg?

I worked at the Virgin Megastore in the 90's when he released his book and did an in-store and he was actually very polite and kind to everyone. Like, he was only supposed to sign like fifty books, but he made sure that he stayed several hours past his scheduled time so that every single fan that showed up got to see…

When I read Whitlock's anti-rap diatribes then see him use rap greats for comparison, it feels like he's struggling to balance his identity as a black man and as a journalist. I feel him fighting to carry the weight of racism that this country's history has put on him. The duality of black consciousness constantly…

Eisen... damn. Maybe it's the dreary morning, but I'll say this: may all of us have friends who mean so much to speak so poignantly after we depart.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?! Hell, no!!

Thank God! I was worried we wouldn't be able to tie this back to Obama, and then you came to save the day!

You mean FDR's famous line

Did she really just tell Laverne Cox that she needs to know what racism "really is?" Yeah, Laverne Cox has totally no idea about "real racism." Yes, Whoopi. Laverne has never experienced oppression. Totally. And it sounds too close to wishing it upon her too =/

Whoopi is such an asshole.

My sister was a contestant on Jeopardy! this year. I sat through an entire day's worth of taping - five shows - and she was in the final show of the day (she lost to superstar Julia Collins). Alex does not interact with the contestants before the shows or after - it's just too many people! However, during taping…

Normally, I disagree with you and your lists, but this is a good one and FUCK CHESTNUTS. Because fuck them, that's why. I was all "ooh chestnuts, let's do that" for some recipe or other a few years back and then I got halfway through the prep of JUST the fucking goddamned chestnuts and FUCK THAT. I think I had to…

"To clarify, I utterly respect and appreciate every police officer that protects and serves all of us with honesty, integrity and the right way. And I don't think those kind of officers should be offended by what I did."

I'm sure that officer understands, wherever he is.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PERFECTION AHHHHH [insert Channing Tatum email-esque excitement rant)

My dog reacts this way to black suvs, nativity scene lawn christmas decorations, joggers, anyone walking behind me, and bicycle riders. Today we walked by a house with about 5 huge chickens in their backyard, he had no idea how to react.

Looking forward to Goodell appearing on Celebrity Jeopardy and being unable to phrase his responses in the form of a question and changing his Final Jeopardy wager after the fact.