Please live up to you name.

Hmmm... could there be any other reason why black people didn't have jobs at NASA in 1969? A real head-scratcher, that one!

Four more ears! Four more ears!

I would like to offer my services as Official Behind the Ear Scratcher. I'm really, really good at it. My four dogs can vouch for my years of experience and dedication to the job.

1. Get rid of your shitty artwork

My dad is the man.

Is there a list of what pills fall under which categories? For example, I take Mononessa, also called Sprintec. The hypochondriac in me is not happy and is currently freaking out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbVkjg…It's just smart practice, ladies. We talk about protecting ourselves: this is one of the ways we can do it. There are a lot of crazy people out there and if you're about to date a relative stranger, it is required that you do your due diligence. It's a safety issue. Not only…

Ha! ;)

When I first met my wife, I was 21 and she told me she was 18. Three months later we celebrated her 19th birthday, and two years later I was making big plans for her 21st... and then she came clean. When we'd first met she was 17, but was turning 18 in three months, so she said she was 18 to keep me from worrying…

Friends are coming out of a cat's butthole. I think they planned this moment in their lives...

A free T-shirt that people have to stand in line for, I hope.

I really need Black women to stop defending the vile things Black men do and say, starting RIGHT NOW!

human unassisted flight

So if he wasn't trying to say or even imply that women can provoke domestic violence, maybe he should just be fired for being terrible at communicating, since using words to communicate effectively is his only job.

The guy knocked out his wife on camera. A lifetime ban is what should have happened.

Okay, how about zero? As in, zero tolerance. You assault someone, you are banned from the NFL.

Maybe he should suffer the penalty for second degree assault - actual punishment. You know? Criminal charges.