I believe her. 

cue the “why are you so obsessed with them” comments in 3, 2...

Speaking of Gerbils, crawl back up your mother’s ass and incubate a few more years. 

Speaking of Gerbils, crawl back up your mother’s ass and incubate a few more years. 

You don’t get to use a public platform to proclaim to the world that a minor critic of yours is a child rapist because your feelings are hurt and because he happens to live in Thailand. There is no mulligan for this. None.

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

Every time CIS, FAIR, or NumbersUSA is cited in a mainstream article I want to scream. Politico does it all the time, despite generally being higher in quality. They usually call them “groups that advocate for less immigration” or some other cowardly euphemism. They are all racist groups. They were founded and…

This season feels like a Nats fan found a monkey’s paw and wished that the team wouldn’t lose in the first round of the playoffs again.

It’s my theory that a bunch of these manbabies make up a good chunk of Zach Snyder fanboys.

Sounds like you passed the second interview with that comment. I'm legitimately surprised that they didn't take that as signing the contract. (No sarcasm) 

He looks like an antisemetic caricature of Mark Zuckerberg.

it’s beyond rich that a dude this fucking classically ugly has the nuts to say this shit. YAY Barstool. Your dumb cousin’s favorite site does it again. 

I was offered a job here last summer. When I read the contract, I decided to ghost them (it basically said anyone can harass anyone, the justification being the sewer like comments users leave on their posts, but the protection blatantly extended to employees themselves harassing each other).

“See it’s okay because I’m also physically repulsive.”

These are bold words coming from a man who looks like Stuart Little was cast in Entourage

What constitutes a foul?:

Technically all three are dipshits on the far right.

“All I’m saying is a ‘no’ is just a ‘yes’ that needs a little convincing.”

See, it’s funny because the government is doing something awful to children. 

this kind of slid under the radar, but the cubbies were 2016 mlb world series champs!