I DEMAND THE RETURN OF THE BARTOLO COLON-O-METER

Counterpoint:

“Curt Schilling approached us, but we passed.” - burly women stopped on their way to the bathroom by Curt, self-appointed Bathroom Gender Security Guard and Genital Inspector

Schilling is headed to Barstool where he can continue to pander to suburban Massachusetts racists.

WHOA MAN, thanks for your wonderful ahistorical take that fails to take into account party realignment. Fuck off.

“But these writers who think they’re important can eat a giant dick. Your job is a toy, one you’re so fucking lucky to have and clearly devoid of real responsibility to society. If you know more than anyone about a sport, go help a team win. If you’re that perceptive and that good a reporter, go cover something that…

“Ohhh, Danny Boyle, the pipes, the pipes are ca-”

Maybe under Broussard’s shitty belief system, he thinks retweeting a man is considered a homosexual act?