Nobody is. Go back to sleep.

Which is why the AV Club staffers are now in fear for their lives.

Good job, Islamophobe.

Since I highly doubt you guys intended any offense

It sure is brave to mock religious people who won't try to kill you for it.

No, you're the troll.

Which is more than enough evidence to proclaim you a misogynist.

So you agree.

He believes it's strictly a private matter.

So you agree.

I sure am.

Nothing is his fault.

No, it's not his fault. Nothing is.

He just set it straight, this Watergate.

If you don't think this looks funny or good, you hate women.

Nothing is ever Obama's fault.

Right.

Like I said.

Pedants are everywhere.

Which part?