An insurance settlement makes you whole? Not in my experience.

I’d like that one thing which will make my commute so much easier:

We just called it stupidity. 

Sideshows, Dawin’s contribution to the auto world

“I didn’t kill my wife!”

Dang these Pepsi Prank ads have gotten out of control.

If you’re single or just a couple, a Challenger is way more practical than it first appears. To wit:

Like, just…don’t be a dick, man. Is that so hard? Goddammit. 

Thank you Hannibal Smith.

I read another article that all you need to do is get the car owner’s password to their tesla account, and you can then register your phone as a key to the vehicle, no additional verification needed. I was amazed at how simple the article said it was - lots of people chimed up to say you should at least be required to…

So the Lamborghini tie-in didn’t work out, but instead they milked the Maserati name instead on a Maserati-fied LeBaron. Almost as tragic. 

If they were anything like these renders.....I wouldve been ok with it, theyre outrageous and weird, much like Me. :-P

The only time Lamborghini and K-car should be in the same sentence is if the question is, “Name two car-related things that start with adjacent letters of the alphabet.”

I used to do mystery shops for car dealers and did one for this. It was so awful and sketchy instead of driving it around the block I parked and then waited and drove back to the dealership.

Also have a CRV; would love to hack the sound module so it sounds like a steam engine.

Sov Cits.

“You’re a “sovereign” citizen? Not a US citizen? Can I see your passport and your visa? Don’t have one? Oh, you’re an illegal. We’ll just detain you while we wait on ICE to show up then.”

Yep - shittiest auto-manual to ever exist. God that was awful. (tested one when they first came to the states)

Drove one of these from Newark Airport, up the Turnpike to Manhattan. Like driving a lawn mower.

however bad you expect it to be, it’s worse