Current gen Focus ST Estate - yes please

The Puma would have been a much better option than the Ecosport; but to be fair it would have been more expensive. 

Yes, but when was the last time you heard of a duck’s door blowing off mid flight?

Collect call for Bob Wehadababyitsaboy.

The Mitsubishi Mirage is a perfectly cromulent car. It is reliableish, able to take most of the stresses of commuter life, low maintenance, and cheap to buy and run. That is all ninety-nine percent of the driving public care about. It is also small enough to park in crowded cities and apartment parking lots without…

No worries; a turtle riding a flying cloud will catch them with a fishing line before they hit the ground and deposit them safely back onto the track, helping himself to a few of their coins for his troublese.

Remember when this site would have had an unmodified vehicle pic to compare? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Good to see Jalopnik revisiting the classic article format. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen a “buy this old ass luxury car for the price of a reliable new staple automobile” article.

E60 felt so ugly after the beautiful E39

“Advice that is technically true while also being useless.”

Everyone cannot only buy used cars. Used cars come from new cars. New cars are not evil, just buy within your budget.

And three rights make a left

Now I really want a Ranch Wagon though. I bet it comes in some sort of seafoam green.

Slide 8: What a terrible take. This is complete ignorance, let’s just tax the shit out of people that can’t afford EV’s or living in a place they can easily charge one. That isn’t a hot take, it is an utter shit take. 

How much are they paying? 

Or. . . . . hear me out. . . . we could have functional airports and airlines.

“it’s the fact she said these things with a fucking baby in the front seat with her. Good God”

This is hardly new. Maybe a garage specific designer is new? However, I don’t think.  Remember Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?