“But right now, we’re experiencing something almost strange.”

I support this generation of SHO as a sleeper. 

Yeah I was going to say Chevy SS but knew someone would do it first.  Looks like a Malibu, goes like a sumbitch’

middle-aged female realtor clothes.

Fusion Sport, it looks like a plane jane fusion but with the 2.7 V6 Ecoboost and AWD

I’ll go with the car from 1977's  The Car:

RE: Free Lunch. You walked away with the guy’s $20 and didn’t bring him anything? THIS is why salespeople are terrible—you broke his faith in humanity.

Was a great car, we had one and it was great, absolutely fantastic people and stuff mover. Only thing we didn’t like specific to it (Stync was a glitchy bitch but that isn’t model specific) was feeding it as it was a big heavy brick pushing through the air. Would love to have seen a second generation, lose a bit of cur…

This glorious bastard right here:

Not one car, but a whole brand: Pontiac

I’d throw the Promaster City in with the Transit Connect. I work in commercial sales at a CDJR dealership, and I can’t begin to tell you how many times customers have come in disappointed to find out the ProCity has been cancelled. Not every business needs a full-size cargo van for double the price!

Jalops: iL-l bUy iT uSEd sO itS chEApEr

This is not the greatest badge engineering in the world, no

BMW Films - “Star.” The whole “The Hire” series is big fun, each different. For those who haven’t, starring Madonna, directed by husband Guy Ritchie:

I don’t disagree in principle (Wagon >= SUV); however, I will point out that the Ascent is a 3-row, and the Outback is not, so if you need the extra seating, then the Ascent is objectively better at providing it.

And the horrendous impact of rare-earth materials mining for battery production, not to mention the downstream costs. We need a major breakthrough in renewable materials for electricity storage. Ceramics, silicates, something other than lithium, cadmium, platinum, etc.

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Jeep really did a bang up job with their “Call Of Duty” edition and “Dragon” edition. Did CoD really need its own vehicle? No. And I can’t imagine the venom diagram for CoD players and Jeep owners is THAT big.

Goddamnit, just how many times are you guys going to write about how ugly the new McDonald’s toys are?

“Old school” Jaguar XK R