Someone already suggested the Alfa. 

Best sounding? Either a VW VR6 or a VQ35 Nissan/Infiniti engine.

I don’t know, I kind of like it. It’s got the best engine/transmission combo, so it should get a pass.

I’m not really seeing a downside to this one...

My uncle is into cars. Used to race Porsches and a GT350 in the 60s and 70s, along with motorcycles until he had a bad crash. Then he stuck with cars.

It looks like it will snap right in half at the firewall.

So Jalopnik readers are not fans of boxy design. Got it.

That looks like the face of a spider. 

You haven’t met my wife.

Do it. I’ll bring the popcorn.

I’ve seen more people with super/”hypercars” getting their vehicles out in front of people more often without the velvet rope treatment.

Love the wheels on it.

Let’s take a Senna, which may be ugly but everything has a functional purpose and let’s add a knock-off Liberty Walk kit to it.

I’ve started seeing one of these on my daily commute two weeks ago and it is truly hideous. I mean, is this on purpose so you notice it, whether the response is good or bad? Have manufacturers stopped using focus groups and they just “send it’?

To the person who drives around with their high beams on all the time: you are a monster.

There’s always going to be stupid people doing stupid things. The only difference is now these stupid people can film and share all of their exploits for the world to see. This didn’t exist 20+ years ago. They don’t care about the consequences nor do they care about getting caught. Hopefully Darwin will be successful…

Do people still do the squat or has it already died?

A Chrysler 300 with a diesel? Hmmmm........

You are WAY late for an April Fool’s joke.

All the modern conveniences with the performance of its predecessors. Plus it’s a manual transmission.