There’s also the fact that people don’t care to drive anymore. Look how many people would rather be on their phones than paying attention to the road or would simply take a Uber than drive (Covid notwithstanding). I’ve said it before; most people find driving to be an annoyance rather than something to enjoy, and…

This is a reasonable counter-offer.

1st Gear: I’m fine with it. Gas is still cheap and there isn’t any back ups on my commute anymore. My morning commute time has also dropped almost 10 minutes even as things began opening up this summer.

Neutral: Yes, cars do get sad if they’re not used. And they show their frustrations by breaking a part or two while…

I laughed, I cried, I felt nauseous from the vomit. Can we get this man a job on Jalopnik?

Glad someone else noticed it. It looks especially bad around the gauge cluster. 

I’ve never seen a discount from a manufacturer tied to having a Costco membership before. That’s pretty crazy in itself.

I’m with you. I dislike him as a person, but I will still watch and enjoy his movies. Hypocritical? A bit, yes. But what are you going to do?

Still my favorite movie of his to this day.

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did at this. Enjoy your star. 

Lots of spelling errors; not a very descriptive in ad; no VIN for a rare, exciting car.

No Dice.

Why have I never heard of this show?

People have been spending $90k+ on Trackhawks, what’s another $10k for the wife??

I’m more surprised about an Escalade being on the list. Don’t those things sell before they’re even on the lot these days?

Reading Dave’s wonderful automotive tales, written with such amazing exposition, allows people like me to enjoy tearing into a POS without actually buying said POS or having to work on it. He’s literally taking the bullet for all of us.

Literally half my neighborhood right here. Water-damaged boxes and broken kids toys fill up one side while the other has an old ass TV and some folding chairs for their nightly Covid get-togethers while their $30k+ vehicles sit outside and get crapped on my Mother Nature. Never understood it.

As the father of little girl, I hear you. But I have no fear about my daughter not kicking ass and taking names along her way in life. Don’t lose sleep over it.

Jason, it’s 2020. Did you forget again, or did you do some time traveling over the weekend? No need to get so fired up over an ad that’s probably older than half the readers on this site.

I’ve got 76k on my 2014 and the only issues I have is paint, one rear wheel bearing and the 972,257 recalls. Hasn’t missed a beat otherwise. 

That’s why you should’ve gotten the Focus instead. :)