Lots of spelling errors; not a very descriptive in ad; no VIN for a rare, exciting car.

No Dice.

Why have I never heard of this show?

People have been spending $90k+ on Trackhawks, what’s another $10k for the wife??

I’m more surprised about an Escalade being on the list. Don’t those things sell before they’re even on the lot these days?

Reading Dave’s wonderful automotive tales, written with such amazing exposition, allows people like me to enjoy tearing into a POS without actually buying said POS or having to work on it. He’s literally taking the bullet for all of us.

Literally half my neighborhood right here. Water-damaged boxes and broken kids toys fill up one side while the other has an old ass TV and some folding chairs for their nightly Covid get-togethers while their $30k+ vehicles sit outside and get crapped on my Mother Nature. Never understood it.

As the father of little girl, I hear you. But I have no fear about my daughter not kicking ass and taking names along her way in life. Don’t lose sleep over it.

Jason, it’s 2020. Did you forget again, or did you do some time traveling over the weekend? No need to get so fired up over an ad that’s probably older than half the readers on this site.

I’ve got 76k on my 2014 and the only issues I have is paint, one rear wheel bearing and the 972,257 recalls. Hasn’t missed a beat otherwise. 

That’s why you should’ve gotten the Focus instead. :)

This thing has been very well serviced and I bet it’s in great shape, but Crack Price for a 16 year old Merc that’s not 4Matic and is in the sleepiest color combination on the planet. 

This is how my 78 year old aunt buys her cars. It must come in some sort of tan/beige combo or she’s not interested. She’s on her second E-Class in 10 years (first was a light tan, current one is some shit-brown color). Before those was two Lexus ES’s, both tan/tan.

Looks like they’re using a massive net to catch whatever falls out while they’re cutting into it.

More concerned about the fires and the fuel getting out past the barriers.

-Manual
-Sunroof
-Flashy
-Sort of rare
-Hauls ass with you and your 4 new Hollywood friends inside
-Draws attention with its pops and bangs exhaust
-Draws a lot more attention with Drift Mode
-Under $40000

Glad someone else noticed that. 

Any car that pretends to be something it’s not = instant CP.

My username checks out.

Correct suggestion. 

I don’t know if I could see a whole lot of Mazda3 customers cross-shopping an RS these days. 

When you’ve been smoking that “devil’s lettuce” all night and realize you need a Steak ‘n Shake Triple Steakburger at 2:30 in the morning.