My Microsoft Wireless Mouse 5000 is suddenly making my hand cramp up.

You're missing a very important one...

What is seen cannot be unseen....

Maybe THAT'S where the damned hipster stank comes from.

So do I ;)

You're missing one!

I'm pretty sure you can leave the fill cap off. When you pump the super soaker, the water in the main holding tank (which has the filling cap on it) gets pumped into a water bladder inside of the pressure tank, which contains air outside of the bladder. The pressure of the air outside of the bladder, combined with the…

Such a ghetto setup.

8. Leave the cap off of the back?

1. Acquire squirt gun

Yeah! Time to learn!

It would be equally effective as a bludgeon.

Commence sugar-induced orgasm.... NOW.

Why does the US military never learn? I know they've had issues with people stealing flash drives and external hard drives in the past. Why don't they invent they're own port? Call it USB or something: Unites States Bus. Or DVI? Defended Vital Information? Jokes aside, I'm sure there are other measures they could…

You Californians can have your rain. This Wisconsinite is gonna build snow forts, igloos, and snowmen and go snowshoeing, cross country skiing, ice fishing, and spear fishing. AND I'M GONNA HAVE FUN.

Too soon.

I wonder what the DIY Nerf community's response to these is. I used to make my own dart guns, but these thing seem like they'd be a real b**** to try and replicate.

Are those break lines held on by zip-ties?

Th US needs leaders like Putin. Even if he doesn't really do anything (I have no idea what he actually does), he improves people's national pride and is really badass. Has Obama ever shot a whale with a crossbow? Well?

Just don't let it touch the ground!