"I wonder how long before he uses those SATA 3TB drives to upgrade it to 90 terabytes."

I thought I had psoriasis. I guess it's this, because it's only on top of my calves. Hmmm.

@FortWaba: If I made it and sold it, I'd donate money to the relief efforts. The situation over there is terrible, but the picture of the guy in that suit with the gas mask just reminded me of some games I play.

This could be a neat video game concept...

Now I'm paranoid. Time to check my car...

@Googlo The Otaku Ninja:

So, what's in the top?

@bluelight7: I'm about to have a heart attack

I think a case that combines them would be amazing. It would use the clickwheel and/or the touchscreen, plus combine the memory.

Great Idea!

Ooooh Those look neat. Can I get that in a size 11 tennis shoe? Sorry, nerd here, that doesn't fit my nonexistent style.

WTF did he do to that putter?

This guy reminds me of my grandpa. He just has more inventions, is on fewer drugs and is sane. My grandpa, I mean.

My ways

iPad Nano! It's like an iPad, with a 3.5 inch screen, a forward facing and rear facing cameras! It would be 3g capable and able to make phone calls. You also could buy a wifi only version without cameras.

@butaneko: I thought this was a photoshop contest...

This guy just seems like a lamo.

@drmrw: WTF is up with the bumper anyway? Why not just a normal friggin' case?!! Or why not make phones that don't NEED a case to work???

Nobody forgot about Vista, did they? Until people stop making fun of me for Vista, I won't stop making fun of Antennagate (to my small group of friends that no what I'm talking about).

If you really wanted this to work you would have the circular magnet spin, so it would be attracted to the other then not, causing the blades to open, close, open, close.