I worry about that Millie Bobby Brown kid.

The fuck it wouldn’t. You’d be stepping into a world of shit if you had even “consensual sex” with a fourteen-year-old in 1970, because fourteen was below the legal age of consent. (Hence the quote marks; even if the underage participant was 100% in favor of having sex, even if it was the underage person’s idea in…

Good point... the Polanski Years are also maybe not such a good model to use when judging child-sex cases in 2017.

They didn’t Twitter about it, though.

In the past week or so, I’ve gotten through twice and faxed once. I was polite to the staffer (who frankly sounded miserable). I just picked DeVos as the one issue on which to focus. I tried to appeal to his self serving nature by saying, “This isn’t a partisan issue. She is flat out unqualified. The Senator doesn’t…

Who bets they’ve just disconnected the phone lines most of the day.

Cats: Marc Meron (amusing, introspective, cantankerous)

Not to be a buzzkill here, but I feel like these dogs played much harder in the good old days when the organizers got them from the kill shelters.

No snark. Proud owner of a rescue lab mix. This is Chief. I know it sounds trite, but he knows he was rescued and he is the best goddamn dog I have ever known. Pure heart. Please, if you are considering getting an animal, go to a shelter near you.

Nah. Sobriety memoirs are more boring.  

Oooh! A story about a “glamorous” rich kid who does drugs! We’ve never been down this road before!

Drug memoirs are so boring. I can’t decide which I like less - new mom think-pieces or reminiscences by a junkie.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

I don’t care who he nominated. If his name wasn’t “Merrick Garland” then I expect every Democrat to fight and filibuster as long as they can, as long as it takes. This was our nomination and these shitlords stole it. Anyone who isn’t onboard with that should be primaried at the earliest opportunity.

If somehow,

Ollie’s headed to the White House. Pussy’s about to grab back.

Ollie Ollie oxen free!!!

Run Ollie, run!