fightslikeagirl
fightslikeagirl
fightslikeagirl

It’s like a dog farting and then staring at its own ass in confusion.

and so was Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.

About half of the women in the entire world have straight hair and are not white. It’s insulting and very ethnocentric to reduce everything that is not black to white.

Yep, only white people have straight hair naturally. Asian people don’t exist, apparently.

Dear Clover, sweet Clover, white people =/= straight hair. I know. Shocking. The truth is there are more curly haired white people than you realize. The reason why you don’t see more of them is because either they straighten their hair out like Michael Sheen does often or they keep it close cropped like Justine

I don’t know - it’s like looking at a Bratz Doll.

Wouldn’t black people be the only group that this wouldn’t work for? I would imagine, Asians, Indians, Native Americans, Inuits, Middle Eastern, (white) latinos, and pretty much every other group could do hair tattoos.

She’s obviously white as well. Look at her straight hair.

This is like the haters guide to Star Wars, chin-stroking version.

She is just the best. I challenge anyone to find anyone better. It can't be done.

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I just wanna introduce someone to y’all.

That’s what they call a “Mounty”

We are. We’re pretty cool.

Uhhhh birthing kids is pretty hard. I’ve only done it once and it tore me up inside. Literally.

she is a FUCKING queen

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

Technically speaking, wasn’t what Mark Twain did with his “speaking tours” pretty much like modern stand up comedy? Quick funny quips, selling his books, etc.

Late night, Aaron Sorkin likes to get into his silk pyjamas, light a couple of scented candles, open a bottle of wine and read the Times University Rankings.

3/10 Sorkins. Would not Sorkin again.

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A woman’s life is worth nothing unless she’s making a great man greater.