toesies to heaven!

I'm sorry you live with so little joy.

I’m starting to think that the Onion isn’t a satirical newspaper, but a time-traveler’s thoroughly misunderstood attempts to warn us of the impending apocalypse.

so there is this

Sure, special preference should only be based on who your daddy knows or went to school with.The idea that success is based on merit is such a fucking myth.

Then he spits the same tired rhetoric about how if they worry too much about hiring diverse filmmakers, the’ll undermine the integrity of the entire project. The only factor they should be considering is merit, leaving “all other factors out if it.”

Samantha Bee had an excellent response to this

I. Fucking. Hate. Manslpaining.

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My biggest beef with this particular terminology is grammatical: Female is an adjective. As is Male. Using them as nouns is grating to me and my English degree.

*Women. You work in an office with mostly women, unless some of the aforementioned coworkers are in fact from other, non-human species.

Sorry, but I can’t stand poetry.

I don’t know about y’all but, I’m too SMART for this.

guys vine needs to be stopped

Yeah, she sounds like she probs has issues, but that tweet is fucking FIRE. It’s like 10 years of pro-choice rhetoric wrapped up in 140 characters.

I think its along the lines of reclaiming a narrative. Miscarriages and abortions are considered taboo subjects, and there is a prescripted and expected response to them (quiet despair) that doesn’t resonate with many women who have been through them. For some people, a miscarriage is a relief. And many women can…