@ABSORB: Finally, wheels that fill up the entire fender gap.

@gman1023: No, a 1.8l is 110 cubic inches, he just did the wrong conversion.

@vavon205: Not to be 'that internet guy', but in the beginning of the video, the driver adjusts his helmet twice; his hands move to and from the helmet really, really fast, even for a quick adjustment. This may not have been transcoded right, especially if it went from PAL to NTSC sometimes in it's life before being…

@arozzi: Can someone tell me what the beveled/two tone star means? I've seen hundreds of people with this tattoo.

@regal1975: Budget cuts have shot down about 200 so far.

@pauljones: Agreed.

@FightingChance: Or is the WRX running gear sitting in a Civic frame? That may be more tricky.

If the engine and frame VINs match, essentially it's a WRX with a body kit yes? May not be too hard to register as a Subaru.

@Motor_Yakuza: I like this one better.

@Scandinavian Flick: The world is not enough to make that Aston look good again.

I read this entire post using the voice of John Bunnell in my head.

@Scandinavian Flick: There will be Dr. No puns in this thread!

@OA 5599: Instead of sintered metal, Aston brake pads are made from the ground up bones of poor Gingers.

@nataku8_e30: You're correlating my mocking of the Marauder with my preference for the Accord, which is not true. I also keep no love for the cookie cutter 'coupe' (line change) Accord, something to satiate car buyers who want something sporty, but really don't.

@nataku8_e30: Then it's doubly sad that it can't out-drag a V6 Accord. I'm sorry, even if I were 70 and hiked my pants up to my armpits I still wouldn't think the Mercury Marauder was cool. A big ol' failboat on Ford's part there. It's like... a bad homage to cruisin' luxo-boats. Not as interesting as the…

@quailallstar: Haha, I remember that. Originally, the Marauder was supposed to be a supercharged 4.6, and have a twin car in Ford's Crown Vic Nighthawk, with a 5.4. Neither panned out, and I think the Marauder got a vaguely tuned version of the 4.6 it got anyway with like 10 more hp.

@Scotty_Beezle: I think we have new ad copy for the package!

I am 5'8". I fit in everything perfectly. *fist pump*

Doesn't the Cobalt have like a 1 star side impact rating? Chevy should give them a Cruze instead.

@11thRS: This is what I was thinking. Who drew the short straw and had to pick sand out of all the knooks and crannies of an F1 car?