@blueplate: Good lord, what a long list of small car sadness.

@bdon: Reading your post in the voice of Johnny Depp's Hunter Thompson increases the value thereof greatly.

@MrZurkon: Wow, lots of comments about the allen screws. Is this really such a big problem?

@Befitzero: Alenn wrenches are very common. If you really need another you could pick up a set from a Sears for a couple bucks.

@haloboy: Wow, really? The whole point is that you can adjust it to be perfect for your hand... this is great for me, I have smaller hands so many gaming mice I can't reach the forward most side button. I like how your argument hinges on the idea that your hands are the only sized hands worth worrying about, since…

@Graham Williams: "subjective I suppose "

@gabeedwards - Jalopnik is dead! Long live Jalopnik!: I agree that the copper example I posted up there is a certain taste, and is a little gaudy. You can lower Fits though, check it:

@gabeedwards - Jalopnik is dead! Long live Jalopnik!: Whoa! A Smart? A *Smart*? The car everyone agrees has a garbage automatic and a spongy suspension? I must protest, as my '08 Fit manual has been a hoot, I say a hoot to drive.

@gabeedwards - Jalopnik is dead! Long live Jalopnik!: Have you driven a Fit? It feels like a Honda of yore to me. (the newest Fits in NA have been softened up a little.)

@davem3fan: My Fit is suprisingly fun to drive. *Tastefully* modded they are good looking.

@Scandinavian Flick: Haha. "Urban Myths of the SPL scene."

@VeeArrrSix: No. No. This is a joke, yes? My brain, grrrr.

@iancoleTX: BEAT CLIENT WITH RIDING CROP FOR HAVING VEHICLE SERVICED ESLEWHERE —- 7.49

@maximum_sarge: You never know when you might have to bust out the Jarate.

@LS1RX7owen: Yeah, this is pretty tangentially related to cars. Am I on Jalop or Defamer? (RIP Defamer)

@chrishw: You can't put a price on Rolling someone.

Hmm... I feel a prank coming on.

I like the Civic hatchy, shooty thing. But then again that's why I got a Fit.

@fozfan33: I hated Flynn's really out of character actions at the end of the game. Made no sense.

@Bertone77: My Honda Fit has the same super long strip of weights.