This is so, so good. "Joan, I never thought I would ask you this question..."

Yuuuuup.

Troy is cute, Donald is hot. (I am apparently 14)

IDGAF about her hair and makeup, I'm just drooling over the perfect 1930s cut on that gown.

Seriously. What a baller.

I'm starting to get into makeup that actually looks like makeup, as opposed to my usual tinted moisturizer + mascara + lip gloss. Does anyone have any advice on how to apply red lipstick so that it doesn't make me look like a crazy lady? Or just your favorite red lipsticks in general?

I knoooow, they are amazing. Love the wide stripe.

Liya Kebede's outfit is amazing. I wish I could pull off that sloppy-on-purpose menswear look, but I'm a short stumpy size 12 and it just makes me look like someone's lesbian prom date.

Looks like angel food cake with....something white on top. And something brown/red on top of that? It's not doin' it for me.

Throw some banana slices on there! Everyone knows fruit cancels out calories!

I am very fond of her cameo in Kanye's "New Workout Plan" video. I have no idea if that's her voice on the track, but "I rode a plane! Rode a plane! Rode a plane! Rode a plane!" makes me happy whenever it comes on my running mix.

Quick everyone post your anecdata GO GO GO!!! Uh, but yeah. I was a tree-climbing tomboy until I switched from a public school to a Catholic school in the fifth grade. Getting pushed into the "nerdy new girl" role really messed up my relationship with my body, and I sometimes wonder if I would have been sportier as a…

As a comics geek, I'm so delighted they named it Harvey Dent.

Yes on the Britney tongue kiss thing! When she went butt-to-butt with Nicki, I thought "And so the torch has been passed!"

Jeeeez, that's a good movie. Total comfort-viewing.

Heroes in contemporary romances can be: cowboys, detectives, firemen, and wayward billionaires. Which is actually a wider range of professions than historical romances, where all men are Rich Rakes With a Heart of Gold.

Morning Gloria, you are on fire today.

Help, I can't stop laughing at the way those two pics are lined up...the saucy look on Gosling's face....

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!

It soothes me to imagine them sitting back from their computers and letting out a nasal Squidwardian chuckle, then reaching for their clarinet.