Love me some greasy VW wagon, but blah grey everything, no stick and that many miles says he needs to come down one more time before it’s doable.

One time I was driving around, my gas light came on, and I got gas.

I might be the only guy in history to legitimately run out of gas while “parking” with a date back in high school. Does that count?

I was going to suggest that the engine had to be rebuilt twice (in 7.51 minutes) but your idea makes more sense.

The videos had to be edited since the cameras were also manufactured by Alfa, and thus broke down during the shoot.

Hopefully the vehicle titles haven’t been doctored.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

The ultimate crummy design element: The LED backlit Benz logo.

Giant fake grilles. I dig the look of a lot of the cars that have them, but it’s still disappointing especially when they’re obvious.

MB moving the badge from the hood ornament to the grill just to appear more “sporty”.

That is going to be a short post.

To be fair, I see way more FoST’s driving around than I do FiST’s.