“Uhhh... Nice truck, sorry about your dick.”

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

That is a lot less than I would have guessed. Makes me wonder if there’s any crazy assholes out there that actually own every game on steam...

Some people need to spend less time on the internet. 

You guys don’t have to read or comment! Strange that you still do.

Care to mention what part of that quote is "political"? Just because it mentions a supposed politician doesn't make it a political observation. It's a completely factual observation of the current reality we're all facing.

Fine - I’ll be the one to say it.

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

How long until Streaming Platforms are just starting to trade streamers? Gonna be funny when headlines in 2022 look like this:

That’s super dope, but...and hear me out on this, how about instead of putting Link as a playable character in the Switch version of Overwatch and opening up that Pandora’s box of platform exclusive characters that EVERYONE would bitch about (rightfully so), how about they make some platform exclusive skins instead?

Pha…

I think the biggest hilarity of your comment comes from actively shaming women and treating them like children (‘treasure chests’? Have you even held a hand before?), while having an avatar of a woman almost entirely naked that is entirely a oversexualization of a male character made female.

As someone who was in the Army during 9/11 I can personally say that I do not feel offended in anyway by kneeling football players. Obviously as one person among the ~1.3M people in the military, my opinion is anecdotal and not a blanket belief by all veterans, but I have a hard time imagining many of the other…

An affront to pussies, asses, and bitches everywhere.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Its a common tactic taken by authoritarian organizations.

I can’t wait to be old enough and hammered enough in a bar at 2:30 in the afternoon that a punch to the head from a pro fighter doesn’t even phase me. A young, drunk buck would have tried to retaliate. This grizzled old man doesn’t even give McGregor the satisfaction of being preturbed.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?