Disney’s least popular of lands. Rides include “Donald’s Income Roller Coaster”, “Goofy’s Monthly Bill Bumper Cars”, and “Mickey’s JESUS FUCK IT COSTS HOW MUCH? Souvenir Shop.”
Inspired by the email I just wrote to a coworker:
Or as I originally titled this, “Spotify, You Glorious Bastard.”
7/12/16: BUMP THE LAST: You know the drill. After Friday, this invite thread will go to a farm upstate to play with all the other invite posts.
The word ‘perfectionist’ in my opinion is too easily applauded by some and too often considered ‘cute and neurotic’ by others. In my case perfectionism is a label that covers up a deep underlying need for safety, understanding and avoidance of shame and uncomfortable experiences.
Since it’s Friday and on GT we’re obviously already following a theme as it were, as it goes to celebrating Friday, tell me what you do when you get drunk (or stoned, or smoke, or just get home from work and decide what to do next after taking off your pants and bra, because FUCK THE MAN)...
The good news about getting divorced is that you’re able to clean out a lot of shit you never thought you’d be able to get rid of previously. I’ve fully embraced this opportunity and never cease to be amazed at what red flags I should have noticed years ago.
What’s cookin’ good lookin’?
Ok, it’s official. I have surpassed the absolute limit of the sheer number of silverfish one person should see in a lifetime and it all. happened. today. I need help killing these things, people. Permanently.
I don’t really have anything clever to say or ask. I just want to look at pretty pictures of food and I’m kind of proud of this frittata that I made this morning with scratch hash browns, spicy eggs, cheddar cheese, bacon, and green onion.
What is getting you through the day today, people?
I need advice on rehoming a pet. Specifically, this pet:
Ahhhhhhhhh, Sunday. The day in which I cook copious amounts of food and watch too much Netflix. AKA The best day of the week.*
Hey girl, how’s your day going? Like a frog in a blender? Yeah, me too.
I am blissfully drowning myself in movie theater butter (popcorn is just the delivery device, after all) all weekend and seeing all the movies I’ve been waiting for: Mad Max, Tomorrowland, and Pitch Perfect 2. Then my dad said, “Oh hey, did you know that there’s a movie out about Ronnie?!” So that’s a little weird,…
Resharing for the morning/afternoon crowd because I NEED more of these amazing name stories you all have!
5:00pm UPDATE: Bad Movie Monday is canceled until tomorrow (so it will be Bad Movie Tuesday). Unfortunately, real life just came storming in with a vengeance. See you in 24 hours!
Or, “Holy shit, there’s a movie with the tagline ‘Cold. As. Hell.’” So yeah, THAT IS HAPPENING.
For it is the day of my birth and you deserve a day off, fair denizens of GT.