That must be why I’m the size of a truck!

:D

No, its ok dude. You do you.

Haha it’s great that you really take pride in your toilet roll direction. :)

I have never in my life paid attention to how I load up the roll, nor have I ever even noticed which side the paper is hanging. Who gives a shit?

It’s always as bad as the internet and kneejerk headlines first decide, obviously.

Oh, MPH is a regular DS game. No analogue.

Lol yes you can aim by using the d-pad. Don’t expect to actually hit anything though.

I think it’s very subjective and people often like to talk about what is “not worth playing” anymore as if it is fact.

The demo was released two years before the actual release. It’s basically an early alpha. The controls and gameplay are completely different from the final game, as well as the graphics and content, so it’s not really representative. It is kind of weird and unique as far as Nintendo cartridges go.

Secret interface? It’s called the DS with a thin stylus, lol. Resistive > capacitive.

Looks like a pretty boopin’ game.

Preach!

Sadly, the modern day obsession with “sharp pixels” (no idea why, because unfiltered block pixels only make retro games look worse) probably made them think twice about adding any blur there. Thank god for the CRT mode I guess.

Today, sadly, most NES games are not worth playing.

Well, if you enjoy rearranging items on a large plane with a button-operated cursor (for example), more power to you. I’d rather do the same task in a fraction of the time, using an infinitely more intuitive method. :P

Hey Jason, you realize he’s talking about you (game journalists) as well, right?

Sex had been invented 1.2 billion years ago, but that doesn’t mean anything. Just look at all the old titles, expressions and names for things and people that we giggle at today, even though, yes, everyone was already having sex when they were named.

It was still up for interpretation IMO. But even disregarding that... it’s not what the game was about. Not really.

Umm I’m obviously not saying it didn’t exist before the 90s, lol. Just that it may not have been the very first thing everyone thought of. Unlike today.