The CFP’s Hancock told The New York Times this week, “We don’t make decisions based on television numbers. I don’t have a TV number that influences my measurable for success.”

As I told a friend, anyone who looks like that much like Dick Cheney has a bad idea he’s really proud of.

If only they had also left a turd in Ferguson.

And their fans are rightly pissed about that.

Granted the bonus for owning Mallorca is being able to visit Mallorca. Somehow Dallas doesn’t hold up in comparison.

hey, that’s Real Salt Lake to you bub.

You had me until “semi-reputable.”

You’re right, it’s “Frisco”.

I really like that the NFL is going to limit them to 15 games in your scenario. It’s very fitting.

I still think it was a catch.

Pretty sure this was the prettiest thing I saw today:

San Diego, you have been liberated from a greedy, assbag owner who wanted you to pay for his playground and a tone-deaf sports league that literally doesn’t care about anything other than money, revels in stupidity, and is slowly killing its players. And all it cost you was eight days a year of overpriced tickets and…

I want to say Stockholm Syndrome, but Stockholm is at least a pleasant place to live.

Actually the age isn’t the troubling thing, the problem is that the market has now been set for a .275/12/50 guy and that number is $14 million a year. That is fucking insane.

where does the notion that the cubs can’t afford something come from?

Braves are in STEALTH mode

The difference between next year’s highest draft pick and the division champion will be a game or two.

Oooh, Bern.

I think it’s more that they were trying to prevent a scenario where Oklahoma plays a virtual home game in the Jerry dome

Laugh all you want but we have no idea what kind of information they were able to get from that deer or how many lives it saved because of it.