Darren Rovell knows as much about actual business (sports or not) as Vincent Adultman.

Bush did destroy America. Just give it some time.

Don’t win. Probably don’t try. Already in Denver. Shocking that this team isn’t owned by Stan Kroenke.

Uh, PV estimates look at the value of the future cash and discount it by, well, the discount rate (interest rate). PV doesn’t care what you spend the money you have in your hands right now on.

20 people took their shot, but only Anderson dinged a dinger.

Ray Lewis maybe murdered someone (or was an accessory to) and he works in TV. On top of that, Manning is white.

Sure it is. Sometimes. There is zero consistency on what is or ins’t a handball in the EPL. Ask Raheem Sterling. And until officials become clairvoyant they’ll never actually know a player’s intent.

Dunno, are we also pretending that Drinkwater didn’t almost Shawcross Ramsey’s leg (again)? Or that there was an obvious foul on Ozil before play leading up to Vardy’s pen? Or the 3-4 possibly-to-likely handballs in the box by Leicester?

I first read that a ‘Elliot Smith’ which, if Emmet Smith messed up his own name, is kinda funnier.

You sound just like the true believers behind every first-generation Internet delivermeabrick.com website.

And Jamie Vardy might fall into the Mystery Spot outside Springfield.

Everton could have 7 today. United don’t give opponents many shots and Chelsea have yet to lose since Hiddink took over.

After Arsenal next weekend, they have a relatively light schedule

Why is this the Calvin Johnson rule? Or maybe I just don’t understand the proper history of the rule... But I thought that this was actually the Bert Emmanuel Rule—that the ball can touch the ground as long as the player maintained control throughout the process of the catch (from the Bert Emmanuel catch/non-catch in…

At least the Aggies’ claim has some actual events behind the tradition. They were playing a game back in the 1920s and were down players, so the coach called a squad guy down from the press box who was acting as a spotter. He was actually a basketball player, but he suited up.

Yep, if you’re doing 30 spm for 30 min you are almost certainly doing it wrong. In fact, the gif from ‘House of Cards’ is even ‘wrong’. You shouldn’t be breaking your knees before your hand come away from your body and your body has come over from one side of vertical to the other (that her hands ‘bounce’ over her…

Not the same situation, but the Steelers also probably benefitted from the interpretation of when a QB is down. On the 4th down sack that led to the Broncos last FG, Roethlisberger is absolutely in the grasp, but the refs didn’t start blowing the whistle until after he starts to try to lateral the ball (think it was a…

This is so old now... but I used the chart in the post above for La Liga and found one for the EPL for last season through google. So the caveat is that someone probably tried to cobble the later together from multiple sources of various reliability. For whatever reason, Euros love to traffic in transfer fees instead…

I can’t remember the last time I got a beer in a stadium for five bucks.

And to think, I was going to at least give you credit for writing in complete sentences.